- putting chorizo in pasta
- tapas being sold as a small portion rather than given free with a drink
- Substituting cabbage for crispy seaweed
- putting pineapple on a pizza
- putting chicken in a pasta
- pepperoni means pepper not processed meat (See comment on this point which says it doesn’t so my mistake here)
- serving salad with pasta
- cooking a risotto like rice pudding
- spaghetti hoops?
- balti just means bucket
- chicken madras is unknown in India
A reader suggested ratatouille and chips!