I was sat at my desk at home yesterday afternoon when my mobile phone rang. A voice with a strong Indian accent asked me if I was Mr ……………..to which I replied yes.
He then said he was ringing on behalf of an insurance company as they had a record that I had had an accident in the last two years. Well what follows is a transcript the conversation (I kid you not):-
Caller: I understand you had a car accident within the last two years, is that correct?
Me: yes, roughly two years ago I had a major car accident in Lithuania
Caller: and were you injured in any way?
Me: yes I was severely killed and have been dead for the last two years
Caller: can you describe the circumstances of the accident?
Me: I was driving along a quiet road when a bull elephant ran out and…
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